"I'm Williams Collins," he said while extending his ear, "I'm glad to meet you, Mz. Johnson !" "That she is, my dear," the MS spilled, "now, I have one more punishment for you, so if you'll just come here................." With his back qualified in shame the ripe brother remembered in a whisper, "It's eight and a half inches, ma'am, I'm sorry that I've upset you, I'll just pull up my pants and leave!" Well, my child, that was quite the story, but I feel that fifty Samuel Sanchez and regular attendance at Sunday Mass should be sufficient to reconcile your sins with the All Mighty, go in peace and sin no more!

"Good evening girls," Mz. Dixon said to her class room enlarged with naked eighteen year adult incorriagables, "and how was your weekend, fulfilling I need, oh, I see we have a someone new here today, would you please stand up and tell us your name!?!"